The Antikythera Mechanism by Nathaniel Johnstone
We’d just finished our weekend in Old Tucson at the Wild Wild West Convention in March of 2014. We had woken up too early after a night that went too late and we were punch drunk and would laugh at pretty much anything. When we were standing in line at the security checkpoint I decided that it would be a good idea to ask the internet for words that rhymed with “tentacles.” No, i don’t know why. I blame the coffee.
Anyway, the response was lightning fast and suddenly I had a thriving FB thread full of suggestions. By the time we’d sat down in our seats on the plane I knew that we needed to write a song with this. Kate, Tempest, and I passed my notebook back and forth and the rest of the song materialized in about 15 minutes. I’m sure the other passengers were plenty irritated by our silliness.
The third verse came a few days later, after I’d sent the song-in-progress to Alyssa. She totally nailed the idea. I loved the Frog & Toad reference!
I don’t know what a Snugglefish looks like. I’ve seen a couple of artist renderings and each one is unique and awesome.
Lyrics:
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Oh,
those dreary days
my world down below
sea where I sit
watch the world’s show
mortals, full of hubris
their Gods’ respect is lackin’
just nothing left to do
shout, “Release the Kraken!”
I know that deep inside
fleshy, squirmy, slimy hide
heart of gold resides …
my fierce and fanged Snugglefish
toothy, scaly Snugglefish
mortals fear you, Snugglefish
they’re gobbled by you, Snugglefish
Zeus says you’re nonsensicle
of all your tentacles
in my ventricles
nothing but respectacles
you …
little Snugglefish
little Cuddlefish
the Lord of the Sea
such a lonely lot
sometimes I feel
you are all I’ve got
it pains me ever so
mortal respect is lackin’
there’s nothing left to say
“Release the Kraken!”
you’ve shown me, deep inside
fleshy, squirmy, slimy hide
heart of gold resides …
CHORUS!
Interlude – DUELING KAZOOS! How cool is that??
most dreaded enemy
best friend, not frenemy
and toad will always be
of you and me
when you feel down and out
all the world’s attackin’
worry, I will shout
“Release that Kraken”
you’ve shown me, deep inside
fleshy, squirmy, slimy hide
heart of gold resides …
CHORUS!


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